Foreward: A Buick Almost Killed Me!Following the impact my body went airborne. As I ragdolled across Brooklyn, time slowed.
Losing Patsy WatsyFourteen days ago my dog Patsy Watsy ran away. That's an oversimplification - I was hit by a car, and then she ran.
I'm the Easter Bunny and I want Jesus to Stop Hijacking My Big DayIf Jesus keeps hogging all that sweet Easter limelight, I, the Easter Bunny, will be making an Easter goodbye.
I Am E.T. I Am Home. I Am Suing My Employer for Gross Negligence.The basis of my lawsuit is that my employer left me to die. Then I did die. But worse, I died in America.
STEM Major Talks Fast to Sound IntelligentIn a very weird attempt to assert dominance, a STEM major at Iowa State University talked really fast in an attempt at conversation.
Man Meets Total Loser in Bathroom MirrorPlastered off of Natty Lite, a sophomore fraternity student unknowingly met an unexpected guest in the bathroom mirror: himself.
An Influencer's Guide to the Art of WarWhen the front is prepared, the rear is lacking, and when the rear is prepared the front is lacking.
Ten Questions for Iowa State's Football CoachMy dad never threw the old pigskin around when I was a kid. How can I now find a love for football, and Dad?
10-Year-Old Political Pundit Questions His BeliefsThe child, who has been a pundit for the last four years, is particularly famous for his commentary on Middle Eastern affairs.
