@WiseMan3: Hey, did you all buy gifts for the baby?
@WiseMan1: Yes! I am giving the baby gold.
@WiseMan2: GOLD? That is a horrible gift for a baby!
@WiseMan3: Gold what though? Earrings, a necklace, a ring?
@WiseMan1: I just got him a big solid bar of gold.
@Wiseman3: That's worse than a gift card.
@WiseMan1: Well, I’m sorry I could not think of a better baby gift for the SON OF GOD.
@WiseMan3: It’s not that hard. I got him a pacifier.
@WiseMan1: And you’re criticizing me? You do realize that the baby is supposed to speak the word of God, from God, right? Your pacifier would silence God's son.
@WiseMan3: Oh, my God, please forgive me. I did not think of this.
@WiseMan2: It is incredible how much your gift sucks!
@WiseMan3: If you’re going to be so critical, tell us what you got.
@WiseMan2: I got Frankincense!
@WiseMan3: You got the son of God a gift for girls?
@WiseMan2: Frankincense is not a girly gift.
@WiseMan3: It is though!
@WiseMan1: This is why I bought a bar of gold. I wanted to make sure my gift was unisex.
@WiseMan2: So I got a gift for girls. Who cares? Besides, maybe God will have a daughter.
@WiseMan3: Are you insane? It has to be a boy. An angel hosted the gender reveal party.
@WiseMan3: But do you think God will forgive me for the pacifier?
@WiseMan1: I mean, he’s not really known for that, but kids change you. Either way, you should get a new gift once we’re in town.
@WiseMan2: Speaking of which, can someone please send me Mary's address? So I know exactly where I'm going?
@WiseMan1: I mean, I could, but the address just says “Bethlehem.”
@WiseMan3: How vague.
@WiseMan1: Should we pull over our camels and regroup?
@WiseMan2: Nah. It’s not worth it. I just spoke to the innkeeper.
@WiseMan1: And?
@WiseMan2: No son or daughter of God is there. Mary and Joseph are also not there. The inn is full.
@WiseMan1: Mary didn’t pull the “Don’t you know who I am? I’m carrying God’s baby” card?
@WiseMan2: She did, but apparently everyone tries that.
@WiseMan3: Blasphemy!
@WiseMan1: Where could they be?
@WiseMan3: Guys! I found a new gift for God's baby!
@WiseMan2: What did you get?
@WiseMan3: Myrrh!
@WiseMan1: What is that?
@WiseMan3: No idea!
@WiseMan1: You know what? We can find Mary and Joseph tomorrow. Let's just find a place to rest for the night. I'm tired.
@WiseMan3: I am also tired. But we first need to find a place to park our camels.
@WiseMan2: We could just do street parking...
@WiseMan3: No thanks, I would like my camel to be parked somewhere covered.
@WiseMan1: How about that barn?
@WiseMan2: Perfect!
@WiseMan3: Why is there such a long line?
@WiseMan1: Are those shepherds scalping tickets?
@WiseMan2: For half a shekel each? Not worth it.
@WiseMan1: I’m so tired, let’s just pay up.
@WiseMan2: Ok, did he charge you all an additional processing fee?
@WiseMan3: YES! What a scam.
@WiseMan1: Hold on. This isn’t a parking ticket. This is an event ticket. To meet the Lord’s son!
@WiseMan2: It’s a boy? Crap.
@WiseMan3: So we cannot park the camels in the barn?
@WiseMan1: No, we cannot park the camels in the barn. Also, do not stress about your girly gift. It will be ok.
@WiseMan2: You were right, of course. What a beautiful baby.
@WiseMan1: And what a lovely first sermon.
@WiseMan3: I’m so glad I didn’t give him a pacifier.
@WiseMan1: One thing’s for certain: Jesus has to be God's son. I mean, he certainly wasn’t Joseph's kid!
@WiseMan3: Brutal!
@WiseMan2: Oof!
@WiseMan3: So where are we planning on parking the camels now?