10-Year-Old Political Pundit Questions His Beliefs
The child, who has been a pundit for the last four years, is particularly famous for his commentary on Middle Eastern affairs.
WASHINGTON—In an embarrassing technical mishap, 10-year-old Nick Stalwart was caught on mic questioning his political beliefs after his mother, who streams the child for three hours daily, accidentally failed to end the livestream. The child, who has been a pundit for the last four years, is particularly famous for his commentary on Middle Eastern affairs.
“Mommy, I do not understand how the Iran Nuclear Deal ensured successful monitoring of Iran’s Uranium supply given Iran could prevent inspectors from entering suspicious sites for up to 24 days,” Nick proclaimed in horror. “How can I continue to support something if I do not understand the safeguards it provides?”
Cathy, then realizing the livestream was still ongoing, let out a shriek in terror.
“Mommy mommy it's ok!” Nick sobbed in confusion. “I’m sure the International Atomic Energy Association determined that an accurate assessment could be made despite the long wait period.”
Following this proclamation by Nick Stalwart, the live stream disconnected. Critics slammed the Stalwart conversation, saying it was a prime example of what is wrong with modern politics. “What Nick Stalwart showed the world today is that he is a phony.” said Bill Glassnow, former editor of The Punditry. “In a time where facts matter, Stalwart has shown he is not capable of relaying information without question.”